Guy: What kinda music are you playing tonight?

3 DJs: Sort of alternative, rock, techno. Weirder stuff.

Guy: Do you do requests?

3 DJs: Depends

Guy: Can I have some Bryan Adams?

3 DJs: HAHA (all burst into hysterical laughter)

Guy: (starts crying)

lame guy asks the Godfather of Hip-Hop, DJ Afrika Bambaataa: ”do you have any Lady Gaga?”

Girl: Do you have Cascada?

DJ: Nope. Never heard of it.

Girl: Really? You should get it. It’s on Now Vol 21. That’s how you know it’s good!