Guy: What kinda music are you playing tonight?
3 DJs: Sort of alternative, rock, techno. Weirder stuff.
Guy: Do you do requests?
3 DJs: Depends
Guy: Can I have some Bryan Adams?
3 DJs: HAHA (all burst into hysterical laughter)
Guy: (starts crying)
lame guy asks the Godfather of Hip-Hop, DJ Afrika Bambaataa: ”do you have any Lady Gaga?”
Girl: Do you have Cascada?
DJ: Nope. Never heard of it.
Girl: Really? You should get it. It’s on Now Vol 21. That’s how you know it’s good!